The ultimate dad joke compilation
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
*looks in the mirror*
what the fuck is that
sorry for replying in 0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha
IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK
OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY
THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB
ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?
I MEAN I JUST
YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?
NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET
C A R L O
In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel
please love me as much as you love pizza.
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
r u from europe because europiece of shit
It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme