clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

whitedad:

*12 year old going through a breakup* i just cant do it anymore

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on the top of the beer can.
― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via pukeinmysneaker)

deprincessed:

shopping rule no.1: if it’s not black put it back on the rack

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

houston i have so many problems

Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her.
― (via fuckinq)